Monthly Archives: September 2016

WHAT’S NEW AT UNIVERSAL ORLANDO | HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS 26

This week learn about the special experiences you can do at Universal Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights 26.

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Oooh: Jake Tapper requests new name for Carrey’s ‘Cold Dead Hand’; Update: Video added

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/316271793885298689

This could be good.

As Twitchy reported, Jim Carrey has released his pathetic “Cold Dead Hand” video mocking gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, much to the amusement of, well, practically no one other than Jim Carrey. This afternoon, CNN’s Jake Tapper sent forth a tweet asking his followers for alternative titles for Carrey’s masterpiece.

Submissions are already coming in:

@jaketapper @jimcarrey @theleadcnn How to become the new Eddie Murphy

— Daniel Reyes (@reyesdanl) March 25, 2013

@jaketapper @jimcarrey @theleadcnn Dumb Quixote

— Jason Hamby (@IPAzRGR8) March 25, 2013

@jaketapper Me, Myself & a well regulated Militia

— Patrick Daly (@patddaly) March 25, 2013

@jaketapper @jimcarrey @theleadcnn “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

— mechanical kitteh (@sttyerase) March 25, 2013

@jaketapper How about “Not Even Funny Enough for Basic Cable Guy”

— Justin Higgins (@JustinHiggins) March 25, 2013

Cold Dead Career? RT @jaketapper: come up with a name for @jimcarrey‘s gun video — we’ll read the best ones on @theleadcnn today – #YoureIt

— RocksEm (@RocksEm) March 25, 2013

All right, Twitchers. Let’s see what you’ve got.

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Update:

Video from Tapper’s segment on the Carrey blowup:

And it looks like Tapper is looking for suggestions for Carrey’s next anti-gun video:

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Related:

Jim Carrey’s ‘Cold Dead Hand’: Hey, here’s a song for ‘heartless motherf*ckers unwilling to bend for the safety of our kids’; Update: Doubles down; Update: Video released

Hollywood hypocrite: Video roasts gun control nut Jim Carrey over movie violence

#AnswerTheQuestionJim: Will gun-grabbing hypocrite Jim Carrey denounce ‘Kick Ass 2′?; He bravely runs away

#NewJimCarreyMovie: ‘Bruce Al-Gun-Grabby’ and other suggested hypocrite Jim Carrey films

‘No wonder you’re miserable’: Greg Gutfeld slams jackass Jim Carrey

Comedy Central writer cries over conservative hashtag games; Update: Video footage!

http://twitter.com/#!/jtLOL/status/203253483409915904

Call the waaahmbulance! RT @jtlol Conservative Hashtag Games Are Ruining Twitter: http://t.co/oeqzA7XW Awwww. 🙁

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 17, 2012

OH NOES!! The Daily Show’s blog thinks conservatives on Twitter are totes unfunny! So, it’s official, until we can all be as funny as Gonzalo Cordova, who wrote the Daily Show’s original post, the hashtag games are off.

Get it?? Booooosh!!! LOLZ!

Naturally Cordova’s whining about conservative hashtag games gave rise to a conservative hashtag game. Check out all the things Twitter finds funnier than Gonzalo Cordova.

The end of Old Yeller #FunnierThanCordova

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) May 17, 2012

A pile of Rosie O'Donnell's greasy backhair shavings #FunnierThanCordova

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) May 17, 2012

Iowahawk's ingrown toenail is #FunnierThanCordova

— Charmadillo™ (@Harry_Bergeron) May 17, 2012

Whoopie Cushions. #FunnierThanCordova

— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) May 17, 2012

#FunnierThanCordova Septic tank maintenance

— Cardinal ACK! (@megapotamus) May 17, 2012

Pauly Shore Movies #FunnierThanCordova

— Kimberly C (@conkc2) May 17, 2012

Stonings #FunnierThanCordova

— Alex P Keaton (@I_Hate_Hippies) May 17, 2012

Flat beer #FunnierThanCordova

— Slublog (@Slublog) May 17, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/jeffemanuel/status/203265689061044224

#FunnierThanCordova Al Gore's chakra

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) May 18, 2012

Bill Maher. In fact the only thing he is funnier than. #FunnierThanCordova

— RocksEm (@RocksEm) May 17, 2012

Paper cuts #FunnierThanCordova

— Cheryl Eleni (@CherEleni) May 17, 2012

Obama slow-jamming the news. #FunnierThanCordova

— Kensington (@NYKensington) May 18, 2012

being shanked in prison #FunnierThanCordova

— GrumpyOldDude (@wdett) May 18, 2012

#FunnierThanCordova Joe Biden

— The People's Cube (@ThePeoplesCube) May 18, 2012

Nothing. His butthurt whining is hee-larious! #FunnierThanCordova

— Tim Wells (@RoninNerd) May 17, 2012

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Update:

Cordova takes another bite at the Twitter hashtag apple. Also, he mistakes hearty laughter for “hate.”

https://twitter.com/#!/arizonashane/status/203528175786004482

Get him a box of Kleenex, STAT:

Yesterday I wrote a blog post called Conservative Hashtags are Ruining Twitter. It went viral and the hashtags #GonzaloCordovaJokes and #FunnierThanCordova blew up. The best part about hordes of people you’ll never meet hating you is knowing what being Kanye West must feel like.

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Update:

The estimable Jim Treacher has unearthed footage of Mr. Cordova performing his non-stop laugh riot of a standup routine.

oh no. oh no no no. http://t.co/JrZ7xGgM @gonzalorcordova

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

@IMAO_ @jtLOL @AceofSpadesHQ I thought he was pretty funny in Superbad. #McLovin

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 18, 2012

dude I can't even make fun of you, my instincts for mercy kick in. @gonzalorcordova

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

I hope you find something you're good at.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

dude I'm so sorry @GonzaloRCordova

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

.@gonzalorcordova fills me with that uncomfortable feeling I used to get from Jo's Cerebral Palsy Comedianne Cousin on Facts of Life.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

I'll just say what I said then: "This is true heroism."

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 18, 2012

DISNEY WORLD CLUB COOL | EPCOT| FREE COKES

The Jones Family take you to Club Cool at Epcot. Disney World Club Cool is a free spot to get Coke flavors from around the world. You get little sample cups and you can try one or try them all. Here are the choices:

Krest Ginger Ale from Mozambique
Fanta Kolita from Costa Rica
Beverly from Italy
Vegeta Beta from Japan
Kinley Lemon from Israel
Lift Apple from Mexico
Smart Watermelon from China
Mezzo Mix from Germany

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