Long, loud night in Hrusica, Slovenia, where 200 friends and family of Anze Kopitar stayed up…and woke up the town at 5am when he scored.
— James Duthie (@tsnjamesduthie) May 31, 2012
Anze Kopitar’s breakaway goal to win Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals was dirty. We all know this.
Some people on Twitter decided to take it upon themselves to determine how high on the scale of dirtiness it was, creating the hashtag #filthyhands in the meantime.
Disclaimer: some all of these are pretty raunchy.
Scroll down for some clean Kopitar praise.
Anze Kopitar's mitts are dirtier than any one line in "Fifty Shades of Grey".
— Off Season Beauty (@OffSeasonBeauty) May 31, 2012
Anze Kopitar Is Filthier Than A Twice Used Tampon #FilthyMitts
— Chuck Bass (@TrueLadTeej) May 31, 2012
That goal by Anze Kopitar was so filthy even Snooki's vagina was impressed.
— Happy Gilmore (@_Happy_Gilmore) May 31, 2012
4 people in a row just tweeted about how filthy Kopitar is. I guess I'll be the 5th. Anze, go wash your hands immediately!! #FilthyHands
— Jake Lewis (@JLew_1) May 31, 2012
Kopitar, I think I just came #FilthyHands
— Alec Segers (@AlecSegers71) May 31, 2012
Phew. Glad we got through those. Now for the sane Kopitar love.
Anze Kopitar makes $6.8 million per season. He'll need it for child support thanks to all the people he just got pregnant with that goal.
— Steve Dangle Glynn (@Steve_Dangle) May 31, 2012
— Jordan Henry (@jhank86) May 31, 2012
Must say.. that was an absolutely dirty overtime goal by Kopitar.. what a move.
— Namish Modi (@NamishModi) May 31, 2012