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Ky. primary has Barack Obama doing battle with a phantom; Let the mockage begin!

http://twitter.com/#!/jamiedupree/status/205073773853028352

Vote-counting for the Kentucky primary is underway, and Obama is leading among preferred Democratic presidential candidates.

But ah, ah, ah … not so fast there, Barack. Looks like not everything’s comin’ up roses in the Bluegrass State.

ONE FOR UNDECIDED: Bath County, Kentucky Democrats take "Undecided" over President Obama by 725-715 votes

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

TWO FOR UNDECIDED: Lee County, Kentucky Democrats take "Undecided" over President Obama by 59-41%

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

THREE FOR UNDECIDED: Martin County, Kentucky Democrats go 65-35% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

We have three. Do we hear four? Four? Four!

FOUR IN BLUEGRASS: Anderson County, Kentucky goes 55-45% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

Do we hear five?

ONE FOR THE THUMB: Estill County, Kentucky goes 54-46% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

How about six?

BLUEGRASS SIX PACK: Nicholas County, Kentucky goes 54-46% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

Oh man. Somebody stop the bleeding.

But not before it goes up to seven.

LUCKY SEVEN: Wolfe County, Kentucky goes 51-49% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

We’re sensing a pattern here …

HARD EIGHT – Robertson County, Kentucky goes 60-40% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

Number nine, number nine, number nine …

NO FIELD NINE – Fleming County, Kentucky goes 56-44% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

Ten. OK, there’s a nice, round number. Perfect stopping point. It has stopped, hasn’t it?

BLUEGRASS TEN SPOT: Letcher County Democrats go 69-31% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

Nope. This goes to eleven.

ELEVEN AND COUNTING: Bullitt County, Kentucky Democrats go 53-47% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

Nobody’s stoppin’ this train.

BOX CARS – Jackson County, Kentucky Democrats go 52-48% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

There are 120 counties in Kentucky, so "Undecided" has now won 13 – more than 10%

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

NUMBER 14 – Leslie County, Kentucky Democrats go 58-42% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

FIFTEEN – Magoffin County, Kentucky goes 51-49 for "undecided"

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

SWEET SIXTEEN – Montgomery County, Kentucky goes 55-45% for "Undecided" in Democratic Party

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

SEVENTEEN – Morgan County, Kentucky goes 59-41% for "Undecided" over Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

EIGHTEEN – Pendleton County, Kentucky goes to "Undecided" by one vote over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

NINETEEN COUNTIES – Mason County, Kentucky goes 55-45 for "Undecided" over Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

TWENTY – Mercer County, Kentucky goes 56-44% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

BLACK JACK – Breathitt County, Kentucky goes 64-36% for "Undecided" over President Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

TWENTY TWO – Elliott County, Kentucky goes 59-41% for "Undecided" over Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

TWENTY THREE – LaRue County, Kentucky goes for "undecided" over Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

McCreary County, Kentucky goes for "undecided" making it 24 counties

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

Trimble County, Kentucky is the 25th to vote for "Undecided" over Obama

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

Washington County, Kentucky is the 26th to go for "Undecided"

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

#Unprecedented!

Sometimes, the jokes write themselves. This is one of those times. But don’t let that stop you from sharing some jokes of your own … you officially have Twitchy’s blessing to commence mockage.

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Update:

41% of precincts reporting in Kentucky and President Obama leads "Undecided" by 60-40%

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

While rural Kentucky goes for "Undecided," Obama with huge margins in Lexington & Louisville areas

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 22, 2012

But damn, that’s a hollow victory if ever there was one.

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Update:

"Uncommitted" has now beat Obama in the KY primary in 38 counties.

— Joe Pounder (@PounderFile) May 23, 2012

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Update:

With just a handful of precincts left to report, "Undecided" has won 66 of 120 counties in Kentucky

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) May 23, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/22/ky-primary-has-barack-obama-doing-battle-with-a-phantom-let-the-mockage-begin/

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